Psychotic

According to my observations for 3 semesters on several friends....communicating to my own brain seems to be a quite effective way in helping me to absorb all the facts...since absorbing facts require the full cooperation of my brain...So i shall give it a try...

Me:"Otak ar otak....tolongla i sikit...1 minggu aje kan???lepas tu u boleh la cuti..kesian owner u sikit ar..okok??"
Brain:"........."

Me:"喂，脑袋啊脑袋，帮帮忙啦。。才一个星期。。就将就一下啦。。“
Brain:" ~~无语~~”

Me：“兄弟。。拍硬档啦。。比的面好喔。。话晒都一起生活左20年啦”
Brain:"........."

Obviously...my observation is flawed...and apparently 1Malaysia concept doesnt apply to my brain....